Sen. Josh Hawley (Stanford '02, Yale Law '06) Sick And Tired Of Snooty Elitists Hatin' On Reg'lar Heartland Folks We smell what he's steppin' in, that's for sure. Doktor Zoom News 23 Oct 2019
David Brooks Writes Some Dumb F*cking Thing, We Don't Know We Made Dok Read It Our doctor of rhetoric may have met his match. Doktor Zoom News 04 Oct 2019
David Brooks Frets Impeaching Trump Will Let Trump Off, As Opposed To Not Impeaching Him We didn't say he wasn't wrong and stupid. Doktor Zoom Impeachment 27 Sep 2019
God Really Did Open A Scaramucci Window When He Closed That Sean Spicer Door Anthony Scaramucci: Hilarious threat to America, or dangerous goofball? Doktor Zoom News 27 Jul 2017
Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About People Shutting The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi If only these people would shut the fuck up and fix their messes. killermartinis Featured 23 Jun 2017
Slumlord Jared Kushner Will Keep His NYC Buildings Fully Stocked With Mold, Roaches During Pandemic News
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