Congratulations, Chris Cillizza And Mitch McConnell! You've Both Won A One-Way Trip To Go-F*ck-Yourself-Ville!

They are very unhappy with Elizabeth Warren's statements on the Soleimani killing, how will she Yet She Persist her way out of this one?

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Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.

You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!

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Keep Fucking With Kamala Harris, Boys. You're Making Her Stronger.

Kamala Harris is a badass. Enough said.

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Crybaby Donald Trump Is So Effin' Scared To Debate Hillary Clinton, You Guys

Now he says OK fine, he will debate, but only if he gets to make all the rules and pick the moderators and get his butt licked, etc.

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Donald Trump Was Just Screwin' Around When He Called For Muslim Ban, Y'all

Now Donald Trump says his call for a ban on all Muslims was "just a suggestion."

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Why Are They Letting Former Senator Scott Brown Say Dick About Elizabeth Warren?

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Elizabeth Warren Doesn't Seem To Like That Ted Cruz Boy Very Much

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Elizabeth Warren Chops Off Donald Trump's Manhood, Mounts It Above Fireplace

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Wonkette Book Club: How George W. Bush Turned An Obsession Into A War

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So A Bunch of Nasty Women Marched In Chicago Yesterday

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