UN Predicts Loss Of A Million Species, Is That Terrifying? By Crom, we ARE going to talk about biodiversity. Doktor Zoom Science 06 May 2019
We Got Yer Internet Nice Things Right Here, Buddy How about a Twitter horror story that became an actual horror movie? Also, some seriously cute quokkas! Doktor Zoom Nice Time 13 Jan 2019
OW! Endangered Species, You're Hurting Big Oil's Fists With Your Faces! OW! Doktor Zoom Science 20 Jul 2018
Yay, Ryan Zinke Just Saved The Endangered Animals By Letting Trump Sons Murder Them More! All hunters welcome except the witch kind. Doktor Zoom Guns 19 Mar 2018
YAY, Donald Trump's Evil Idiot Sons Will Get To Bring Home Their Bloody Elephant Tails! Instead of shooting an elephant, just go read George Orwell'e essay on that very thing. Christ, you people. Doktor Zoom News 07 Mar 2018
Donald Trump's Infrastructure Plan Actually Tinier Than His Sad Little Peener The Looter Administration continues in its mission to fuck America over. Doktor Zoom Science 12 Feb 2018
Maybe Antonin Scalia's Secret Society Hunting Pals Murdered Him With Obama's Pillow C.A. Pinkham Courts 25 Feb 2016
Kris Kobach Can't Be Immigration Czar Because He Wanted Them To Take Out All The Brown M&Ms White House
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
