Planet Earth Is One Hot Mama, And That Just Might Save Us

We're talking enhanced geothermal, kids!

None Of These Woke Appliances Can Handle My Ginormous MAGA Dumps!

Oh, the whining is all based on appliance industry talking points? Cool, cool.

House GOP Would Like To Outlaw Lower Gas Prices When Joe Biden Is President, Please

Because 'national security' of course, yeah sure.