Jerk Lady Guilty Of Trying To Make Somali Woman Speak English By Hitting Her In Face With Beer Mug Thank goodness irrational fear of foreigners doesn't lead to tragic results. Doktor Zoom News 19 Oct 2016
Phyllis Schlafly To Louisiana Flood Victims: Speak English Or Go F*ck Yourself Phyllis Schalfly knows what the real scandal of the Louisiana floods is: The government's providing help to people who no speako English, encouraging them to avoid assimilating. Doktor Zoom News 25 Aug 2016
Family Values Guy Says Gays Can't Get Married Because His Daughter's Period Grossed Him Out Kaili Joy Gray News 28 Apr 2015
Mississippi Group Gonna Make Christianity The State Religion Without Violating Constitution, Just You See Doktor Zoom News 18 Nov 2014
Jon Stewart Wants To Know Why All These Euro-Americans Are Freaked Out By That Coke Ad Doktor Zoom News 07 Feb 2014
Seemingly Racist Delaware Park Signs Merely Really Stupid, Not Apartheid For Your Spanishes Doktor Zoom News 07 Jan 2013
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