Biden's Woke Water Will Deny Americans 'Forever Chemicals' Their Bodies Crave

But it will cost money to remove them from drinking water. Is better health worth money?

Republicans Choo Choo Choose To Ignore Rail Safety

No, it's the children who are wrong.

Woke NTSB Says 'Overheated Wheel Bearing' Derailed Train, Doesn't Even Call Secretary Mayor Pete Gay

Hazardous chemicals, toxic masculinity.

Donald Trump Tosses Hamberders, Lies At East Palestine Residents' Heads, Crisis Over

We're kidding. It won't be over until he blames them for their problems and calls them corrupt.