It's The Final Countdown! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 19, 2017 Trump's nominees get kicked around, Bernie Sanders is a fashion icon, and DC throws Mike Pence a big, gay dance party! Dominic Gwinn News 19 Jan 2017
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Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
