Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy?

We feel like we've said this before, but IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS.

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Lindsey Graham Doesn't Want Mueller Report To Be Public. He Worried He's In It?

WHAT THEY GOT ON HIM?

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A Real Journalist Nailed Erik Prince For Being A LIARF*CKINGLIAR, And It Was DELICIOUS

Mehdi Hasan, you win Chuck Todd's show! (We wish.)

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IT'S ALL FINE. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 11, 2019

Trump's bigass budget, the horse race for 2020, and Erik Prince miiiight have lied to congress. Your morning news brief!

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Elijah Cummings Will F*ck Trump's Saudi Nuclear Grifting Up Six Ways From Sunday

The grift is coming from inside the White House.

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Is THIS The Trump/Russian/Israeli/Emirati/Saudi Arabian Ratf*cking Robert Mueller Is Looking For? Hell If We Know!

We are beyond ready for Mueller to show us the solution to the jigsaw puzzle, because WTF.

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Adam Schiff Announces House Intel Plan To Fck Trump-Russia Fckers The F*ck Up

GAME ON, DICKS.

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Trump White House: F*CK IT, WE'RE DOING THE WATERGATE THING!

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Jared Kushner Has TEENY TINY LITTLE 'But Her Emails' Problem

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Oklahoma Sheriff, Staff, All Resign Over Massive Jail F*ckery

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Oh Look, Devin Nunes Defended Teabaggers Calling John Lewis The 'N'-Word

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