At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. Evan Hurst News 20 May 2019
New York Times Wonders If It MAY Have Shit Bed A Tiny On That Little Trump-Russia Story Just That One Time Golf clap, New York Times. JUST KIDDING, FUCK YOU. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 16 May 2018
MSNBC Rehires Sam Seder, And Attempted Ratf*cker Mike Cernovich Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY A network comes to its senses, a satirical commentator gets justice, and a ratfucker thinks he's taught everyone a lesson. Doktor Zoom News 07 Dec 2017
Sean Hannity Too Busy Twitter Fighting Jake Tapper To Accept Your Stupid Award! Sean Hannity is not a well man. Muse upon it, in this, your OPEN THREAD! Doktor Zoom News 21 Jul 2017
Wonkette Mortal Enemy/New York Times Hack Eric Lichtblau To 'Raise Questions' For CNN Jill Abramson never would have let any of it happen. Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 10 Apr 2017
Fox & Friends Corrects Lying Story About Food Stamp Fraud! Apocalypse Is Truly Here! Fox admits it was wrong about a thing? How can this be? Doktor Zoom News 30 Dec 2016
Ben Carson's Best Buddy Armstrong Williams Is A Big Ol' Manrasser! (Allegedly!) Armstrong Williams, Ben Carson's business manager and longtime advisor, has been accused of sexual harassment by a former employee. Of course we have the icky alleged details! Doktor Zoom News 14 Jul 2016
After GQ Profile Of Melania Trump, Fans Send Writer Amusing Auschwitz Pics, Death Threats Doktor Zoom News 29 Apr 2016
