Donald Trump Knew Exactly What The Hell He Was Doing.

Let's read Trump's indictment and drink every time it mentions crime!

Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too!

All of these fuckers should be in prison.

Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

SDNY Will Put Michael Cohen TO DEATH! OK Not Really, But It's BAD (For Him)

Meanwhile, Robert Mueller is being a LI'L BIT nicer to him.