Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

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SDNY Will Put Michael Cohen TO DEATH! OK Not Really, But It's BAD (For Him)

Meanwhile, Robert Mueller is being a LI'L BIT nicer to him.

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How Many Crimes Did Trump Have Michael Cohen Commit For Him? ALL OF THEM, KATIE!

SPOILER: It's more than two!

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Elphay Emay Aypay For The Playboy Playmate Fucking, Say Idiots In Unbreakable Code

Three minutes of your life you'll never get back.

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AT&T Buys An Idiot, Gets What It Paid For

KA-CHING!

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Is Michael Avenatti In BIG TROUBLE MISTER? A LOL, No, Lawsplainer!

Do not come for Michael Avenatti. Especially if you are the dumbest lawyer in America.

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Rachel Maddow Has Questions About Michael Cohen, And They Are All LOLOL THE FUCK YOU SAY?

This scandal gets stupider and weirder and stupider and weirder ...

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