Rake America Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 19, 2018 Trump steps on a rake, the military starts building his wall, and Dan Crenshaw is still crying. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 19 Nov 2018
Teenage Sex Terrorist. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 25, 2018 Brett Kavanaugh dies on a cross, Trump goes to the UN, Europe keeps finding Russian spies. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 25 Sep 2018
If Donald Trump Was Your Dad, You'd Have Taken Him To The Neurologist By Now THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES! AND IS FUCKING INSANE! Liz Dye News 04 Apr 2018
Trump Wants To Grab Mexico By The Posse Comitatus More red meat for the Basest of the Base. Doktor Zoom News 04 Apr 2018
Trump Administration Does Literal Least It Can Do To Punish Russia For Spy Poisoning Attack Expelling Russian spies? Big whoop. Call us when they sanction Putin's ass. Evan Hurst News 26 Mar 2018
Looks Like Russia Tried To Murder Somebody Over THE DOSSIER, So That's Shocking Bet Donald Trump wishes he could pull shit like this. Evan Hurst News 08 Mar 2018
Putin's Arch-Nemesis Allowed To Come To America Again, Because SUCK IT, PUTIN! WHY THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE? Evan Hurst News 24 Oct 2017
Why The Fuck Did The State Department Just Ban Putin's Arch-Nemesis From America? This is the most fucked up thing you'll read today. Until later, probably. Evan Hurst News 23 Oct 2017
