Rake America Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 19, 2018 Trump steps on a rake, the military starts building his wall, and Dan Crenshaw is still crying. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 19 Nov 2018
Teenage Sex Terrorist. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 25, 2018 Brett Kavanaugh dies on a cross, Trump goes to the UN, Europe keeps finding Russian spies. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 25 Sep 2018
If Donald Trump Was Your Dad, You'd Have Taken Him To The Neurologist By Now THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES! AND IS FUCKING INSANE! Liz Dye News 04 Apr 2018
Trump Wants To Grab Mexico By The Posse Comitatus More red meat for the Basest of the Base. Doktor Zoom News 04 Apr 2018