Rake America Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 19, 2018

Trump steps on a rake, the military starts building his wall, and Dan Crenshaw is still crying. Your morning news brief!

Everywhere Else News

Teenage Sex Terrorist. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 25, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh dies on a cross, Trump goes to the UN, Europe keeps finding Russian spies. Your morning news brief!

Elections

If Donald Trump Was Your Dad, You'd Have Taken Him To The Neurologist By Now

THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES! AND IS FUCKING INSANE!

Russia

Trump Wants To Grab Mexico By The Posse Comitatus

More red meat for the Basest of the Base.

Post-Racial America