ICE Clarifies It Never Arrests 10-Year-Olds At Hospitals, Except For Sometimes ICE has rules, you know. And they'll bend them however they please. Doktor Zoom News 30 Oct 2017
Nobody's Defending Asshole Nurse-Assaulting Utah Cop... Except Assholes At 'Daily Caller' Cops will surely learn from this horrific incident. They'll learn to have more body cam 'malfunctions.' Doktor Zoom News 05 Sep 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
