Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Has Scientists Over To Congress To Dish About Exxon F*cking The Planet 'So they knew.' They sure as hell did. Doktor Zoom Science 30 Oct 2019
Not Even Trump Administration Dumb Enough To Let Exxon Drill Baby Drill With Russia Team Trump makes an obvious choice! Damn, that's pretty presidential, isn't it? Doktor Zoom News 21 Apr 2017
Jeff Sessions Can't Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017 Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 20 Apr 2017
Oh Man You're Gonna HATE RyanCare. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 7, 2017 Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 07 Mar 2017
Please Forget Trump's Pee Hookers And Focus On The Treason, You Know Allegedly Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers. Doktor Zoom News 11 Jan 2017
Trump's Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017 Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 10 Jan 2017
John McCain Will Be Snarly, Cranky Bastard About Trump's Secretary Of State For FIVE AND A HALF YEARS John McCain was wearing his crotchety pants Wednesday. Doktor Zoom News 05 Jan 2017
OIL! It's Got What Plants Crave! Wonkagenda For Tuesday, December 13, 2016 Donald Trump cancels a press conference, Congress crooks face jail time, and Jill Stein is still a embarrassing failure. Your daily news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 13 Dec 2016
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
