Usual Dumbasses Declare Mail Bombs A Democrat Plot, Because Dumbasses Wow, the Deep State sure picked some obvious targets, like people the entire Right hates. Doktor Zoom US of America News 25 Oct 2018
You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Nice. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 25, 2018 More bombs discovered, Trump blames the media (again), and zombie TrumpCare just won't die. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 25 Oct 2018
How You Like Him Now? Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 31, 2018 Trump holds another rally, has another batshit interview, and everyone waits for another indictment. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 31 Aug 2018
Alex Jones Being SUPER-FUCKIN'-CREEPY About The Red Hen Unfortunately, the story of Sarah Huckabee Sanders's terrible horrible no good very bad dinner is unfolding in the usual way. Evan Hurst News 26 Jun 2018
Interior Official Thinks Parkland Shooting Was False Flag, Tried To Kill His Girlfriend Kevin Sabo went to jail for cutting the brakes on his ex-girlfriend's car. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 09 Apr 2018
March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018 Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers! Dominic Gwinn Featured 14 Mar 2018
Nation's Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn't About Guns A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection Doktor Zoom News 16 Feb 2018
Wonkette Hereby Applies For Job On Sexcellent InfoWars Alex Jones Team Of 'Elites' Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try! Evan Hurst News 13 Sep 2017
