Guess We'll Never Get To See 'Baby Jails: The Movie' Now How about a game show where people could compete to win asylum? Doktor Zoom Immigrants 09 Sep 2019
States Sue To Keep Trump From Jailing Babies Forever, Because That's Where We Are As A Nation But 'making kids suffer' polls so well with sociopaths! Doktor Zoom Immigrants 27 Aug 2019
New Trump Rule Will Keep Migrant Families Together -- In Jail! Forever! 'Oh, so now liberals don't want families kept together? Hypocrites.' Doktor Zoom Immigrants 22 Aug 2019
Lindsey Graham Has Final Asylum Solution Oh, was that mean? Fuck you. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 11 Jun 2019
Nice Time! US Won't Open Baby Jail At Guantanamo! (Yet) We'll take whatever 'good' news we can find. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 24 Apr 2019
AG Bill Barr Welcomes Your Huddled Masses TO JAIL Next, they'll declare Hillary Clinton an asylum seeker. Doktor Zoom Legal 17 Apr 2019
GOOD NEWS! Half The Under-Five Babies Returned To Parents Today! BAD NEWS! Er, Uh, Whoops ... Getting half the job done is a failing grade in high school Doktor Zoom News 10 Jul 2018
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CHILDREN. Trump uses Weaponized Incompetence! It's not very effective! Doktor Zoom Immigrants 06 Jul 2018
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