Andrew McCabe Fired, Because That's What Gets Trump's Dick Wet

Oh MAN, this is fucked up.

That Sweet Old British Spy? HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE AMERICA FROM TRUMP!

He was working WITHOUT PAY. Oh, and did you hear Israeli intelligence is looking into this too?

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Radicalized FBI Sleeper Cell Probably Led By Rudy Giuliani

Haha, attempted coups are hilarious!

Mother Russia Maybe Now Undecided Voter Like Ken Bone

A 'Newsweek' investigative report has a lot more WHOA IF TRUE details about the Russian campaign to ruin our nice American election. What fun!