Today In July 5, 2016, History: Wonkette Explains Why F*CK OFF About Hillary's Emails, That Is Not The Same

Read this so you can explain How Things Work to your dumb rightwing uncle.

James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That's Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE

We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!

Washington Post Preemptively Kneecaps Devin Nunes's Next Memo In The Dick

Devin Nunes is going to waste America's time some more. Here's your primer on what he's going to waste it with!

Oh, Jared Kushner Did 'Private Emails,' Just Like Hillary Clinton? You Don't Fucking Say

BUT HIS EMAILS!