'I Am Not A Crook.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 11, 2018

Trump has 'no Plan B,' and wants to shut the government down over his goddamn wall. Your morning news brief!

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Old White Boys Club. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 28, 2018

Dr. Blasey Ford remembers, Brett Kavanaugh likes beer, and

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DOJ And FBI Dusting Off Hillary Clinton-Brand Speculum For Double-Headed Investigation!

The Society To Prevent Cruelty To Dead Horses has already lodged a complaint.

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Are Georgia Voting Machines Secure? Frankly, My Dear, They Don't Give a Damn

Georgia's voting systems could be at risk. Fortunately, the state has taken strong action to tell critics to shut up.

Elections

How Stupid Is This Dumb Asshole?

Adam Schiff should recuse himself from Trump Russia, you dumb dick? Yeah, Adam Schiff says to fuck yourself.

Russia

FBI Director Reminds Republicans Hillary Clinton Didn't Do Email Crimes, No Really Dude, Stop It

We can hardly wait to see how "no evidence" that Clinton broke the law gets turned into proof she probably did.

2016 State/Local Elections

FBI Just Not Ready To Tell America How Gay Orlando Shooter Was

Is the FBI missing something? Is everybody else missing something?

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

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GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan

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Fraudy Sovereign Citizen Dude Loves Cats, Fraud

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Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

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