*Rudy Giuliani* President Trump's Newest Lawyer? Fuck It, Why Not. Matlock was probably busy! Five Dollar Feminist News 20 Apr 2018
James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That's Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL! Evan Hurst News 13 Apr 2018
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME. Evan Hurst News 10 Jan 2018
Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin' Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people! Evan Hurst News 13 Dec 2017
New York Times, You Got Some Trump-Russia SPLAINING TO DO At what point are they going to burn the source who fucked them? Rebecca Schoenkopf 2016 Presidential Election 21 Sep 2017
Did James Comey Screw Hillary Because Of A Dumb Russian Spam Email? WHOA IF TRUE! Hope he didn't send a million dollars to a Nigerian prince too, like GEEZ. Evan Hurst News 25 May 2017
