'Pure Political Garbage.' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 7, 2019

Republican's aghast at Nancy Pelosi's big balls, and Trump World tries wonky shenanigans. Your morning news brief!

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The Chewbacca Defense. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 31, 2019

Trump starts another trade war, AOC and Ted Cruz join forces (for good!), and Angela Merkel has some advice. Your morning news brief!

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Putin's Latest Fascist Law Will Make Trump Jizz Himself SILLY

The good news is that Trump is too stupid and ineffective to ever make anything like this happen in America. MAYBE.

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Inconsolable Dipsh*t Demands Dead Guy Stop Hurting His Feelings

Donald Trump's feud with the ghost of John McCain continues.

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Pomp And Circumstance. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 5, 2019

Law enforcement looks at the shady 'naug, Dr. Ronny Jackson is making his comeback, and DC gets ready for the SOTU. Your morning news brief!

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INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 04, 2019

Trump's intel officials accuse him of 'willful ignorance,' someone leaked all his executive time, and Northam out? Your morning news brief!

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Something's Coming. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 01, 2019

Trump falls asleep in history class, Cory Booker announces his 2020 run, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief!

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YOU GET NOTHING! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 3, 2019

Trump's shutdown enters Day 13, and Nancy Pelosi comes out swinging. Your morning news brief!

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Literal Hundreds Of Gunhumpers Won't Have NRA-TV To Hump Their Guns To, Anymore :(

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Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For ... Oh, Just Fixing Democracy!

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If It's What You Say, I Love Robert Mueller Testifying, Especially Later In The Summer!

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