Texas Gov Generously Offers To Help Austin Homeless. If by 'Help' You Mean 'Leper Colonies.' Maybe shout "feces and used needles!" a little louder. Doktor Zoom State/Local Politics 03 Oct 2019
Laura Ingraham Demands Trump Explain How He Got So Great Also is there anything she can get him? A cheeseburger? A pillow? The head of Don Lemon? Doktor Zoom News 30 Oct 2018
Nancy Pelosi Said A Bad Again! (No She Didn't) You can lead Republicans to context but you can't make them think. Doktor Zoom News 29 Oct 2018
Old Mad Colonel OUTRAGED To Discover He's Worked At Fox News For 10 Years Yep, this guy sure is all about journamalistic integrity. Doktor Zoom News 21 Mar 2018
Watch Out Virginia! Ralph Northam Held Down Your Mother While MS-13 Raped Her, With Votes Virginia's having a gubernatorial race. Time for shit to get stupid! Fitzgerald Chesterfield Featured 22 Sep 2017
We Survived Donald Trump's Fear-Stew Speech, And So Are You! Cheer up! America is in far better shape that Donald Trump wants to frighten us into thinking. Doktor Zoom News 22 Jul 2016
Oklahoma Spending All Its Natty Ice Money Investigating 'Threat Of Islam.' Yes, In Oklahoma An Oklahoma legislator wants to spend taxpayer money to determine how big a threat radical Islamic terrorists pose to the Sooner State. 'Not Much.' There, now he can refund the state treasury. Doktor Zoom News 15 Jul 2016
Loudest Patriots In America Defend Idaho From Pro-Refugee Speeches At Boise Rally Doktor Zoom News 23 Nov 2015
Rudy Giuliani Says He Never Met Ukrainian Oligarch Dmitry Firtash, And You Can Take That To The Bank! Ukraine
Pete Buttigieg Promises His 'Medicare For All' Plan Is The Bestest, Least Socialist One Yet 2020 democratic primary
Nancy Pelosi Said A Bad Again! (No She Didn't)
You can lead Republicans to context but you can't make them think.