Robert Mueller Just Curious What All These Damn Ukrainians Doing At Trump Inauguration

Miles to go before this investigation is over, kids.

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IS THIS COLLUSION? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE F*CKING COLLUSION

We are just saying.

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Thanks, Michael Cohen! NO, REALLY!

We knew you had it in you.

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It's Not A $50M Bribe To Putin ... It's A GIFT!

So many pieces just clicked into place.

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'Individual 1.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 30, 2018

Mueller's is eyeballing the entire Trump family. Your morning news brief!

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Michael Cohen Pleads 'Guilty As F*ck' Again, But This Time It's For MUELLER STUFF!

It's MUELLER TIME, baby!

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Michael Cohen Reportedly Being Robert Mueller's VERY GOOD BOY!

GIVE THIS MAN A SNAUSAGE.

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Troll Farms And Russian Bots Are 'Fixing' Google

Trump-Russia? Did you mean penis enlargement?

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What Time Is The State Of The Union? Never, Because Nancy Pelosi Just Canceled Trump

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Who Wants To Play Guess The Mueller Manafort Redactions?

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Everyone Ran For President Last Night. OK, Just Kirsten Gillibrand.

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William Barr Confirmation Hearing Wrap-Up: At Least He's Better Than The Dumbf*ck We Have Right Now!

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