Oh, Gosh, We're Also Running Out Of Drugs Needed To Keep People On Ventilators This might be bad. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 06 Apr 2020
Trump Solves Opioid Crisis: 1. Become Dictator Of Philippines; 2. Kill Everyone; 3. ???; 4. PROFIT! What do you mean he can't do that? He's president, isn't he? Doktor Zoom News 26 Feb 2018
Florida Sheriff Goes Full ISIS. Never Go Full ISIS. Endorsement from Maine Gov. Paul LePage on the way, we're sure. Doktor Zoom News 10 Apr 2017
