Help help he's bein' repressed!
Oh you dumb idiot bastard.
And we're not celebrating. It's just sad.
It's worked out so well before!
Best 'enemy of the people' story all week!
Next, bringing back the Alien and Sedition Acts!
Because it worked out GREAT the last time!
And demanding the government buy you one isn't a 'quirky protest,' it's fraud.
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