Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions Gon' Do What He Wants, Donald Trump!
Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :(
30 Mar 2018
Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018
Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
30 Mar 2018
Keep It Up, Donald Trump. You're Just Making Robert Mueller's Job Easier.
How many times can Trump obstruct justice on Twitter in one weekend? ALL OF THEM KATIE.
19 Mar 2018
Trey Gowdy Calls For Second Special Counsel To Investigate DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP
In case you were under the impression Trey Gowdy would stop being a fucking hack, now that he's announced his retirement.
07 Mar 2018
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Jeff Sessions 'Bout Had It Up To Here With Donald Trump's Chicken-Pluckin' BUUUUULLLLL-SHIT
Shorter Jeff Sessions: STAY IN YOUR LANE, MOTHERFUCKER.
28 Feb 2018
John Kelly Kicks Jared Kushner From Top Secret Band. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 28, 2018
Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.
28 Feb 2018
Lo Unto Us A Democratic Memo Is Given, To Beat Devin Nunes On The Ass With!
Hey, breaking news, Devin Nunes is full of shit.
26 Feb 2018
The Five Most MEEEEEEOW HISS Moments In This Week's House Intelligence Committee Hearing
DAMN GIRL DAMN!
09 Feb 2018
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