I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 4, 2019 The GOP wants to avoid ANOTHER trade war, Silicon Valley fears trust busting, and the Queen trolls Trump. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 04 Jun 2019
Nationalist Trump. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 24, 2018 Khashoggi murder a 'bad concept'; Trump wills a 'middle class' tax cut; and Ecuador real sick of Assange's shit. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 24 Oct 2018
Fox News Idiot Heather Nauert Gets To Be Boss Of Three Bureaus At State Department, Yay! We root for Heather Nauert's success, while 100% expecting her failure. Evan Hurst News 14 Mar 2018
Amtrak Derails In 'Mass Casualty.' But It's Too Soon To Talk About Infrastructure The correct time to talk about our problems is never. killermartinis News 18 Dec 2017
Michigan's Top Medical Official Charged With Poison-Watering People To Death, IS STILL TOP MEDICAL OFFICIAL Dr. Eden Wells was pretty unhelpful when she threatened to take away Flint's public health money if they kept investigating the outbreak of Legionnaires' Disease she knew about! Doktor Zoom News 10 Oct 2017
Messing With Flint's Water Made Lots Of Women Miscarry. Tell Us How 'Pro-Life' You Are, GOP? Saving 'preborn babies' is dandy when you're restricting women's health choices. But cleaning up their water? That costs money. Doktor Zoom News 22 Sep 2017
'Trump Not Under Investigation' No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017 Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election. Dominic Gwinn News 15 Jun 2017
Angry White People With Guns Is Fulfillment Of MLK's Dream, Says Really Dumb Person Post-Racial America
Study Reveals After You Die, You KNOW YOU ARE DEAD! (Applicable If You Are Jesus Only.) Tabs, Wed., Jan. 22, 2020 popular
