Babies Hurt By Flint's Water Are Struggling In School. Thanks, Fiscal 'Conservatives.' But look at all the money they saved! Doktor Zoom Education 10 Feb 2020
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 4, 2019 The GOP wants to avoid ANOTHER trade war, Silicon Valley fears trust busting, and the Queen trolls Trump. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 04 Jun 2019
Nationalist Trump. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 24, 2018 Khashoggi murder a 'bad concept'; Trump wills a 'middle class' tax cut; and Ecuador real sick of Assange's shit. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 24 Oct 2018
Fox News Idiot Heather Nauert Gets To Be Boss Of Three Bureaus At State Department, Yay! We root for Heather Nauert's success, while 100% expecting her failure. Evan Hurst News 14 Mar 2018
Amtrak Derails In 'Mass Casualty.' But It's Too Soon To Talk About Infrastructure The correct time to talk about our problems is never. killermartinis News 18 Dec 2017
Michigan's Top Medical Official Charged With Poison-Watering People To Death, IS STILL TOP MEDICAL OFFICIAL Dr. Eden Wells was pretty unhelpful when she threatened to take away Flint's public health money if they kept investigating the outbreak of Legionnaires' Disease she knew about! Doktor Zoom News 10 Oct 2017
Messing With Flint's Water Made Lots Of Women Miscarry. Tell Us How 'Pro-Life' You Are, GOP? Saving 'preborn babies' is dandy when you're restricting women's health choices. But cleaning up their water? That costs money. Doktor Zoom News 22 Sep 2017
If Reporters Can Win A Pulitzer For Being Dumber Than Trump At A Press Briefing, Then This Clown Is A Finalist coronavirus
