Nice Time! Houston Public Schools Declare, 'Give EVERYBODY Eat!' Houston families with kids in school now have one less thing to worry about. Doktor Zoom News 31 Aug 2017
Can You Handle More BOAT HEROES? You Probably Can! We keep looking for the helpers, and we keep finding them Doktor Zoom News 31 Aug 2017
Like A Good Neighbor, Mexico Is There! (Offer Void Where Trump Is President) Mexico would like to teach the U.S. president something about how grown-up countries behave. Again. Doktor Zoom News 28 Aug 2017
Phyllis Schlafly To Louisiana Flood Victims: Speak English Or Go F*ck Yourself Phyllis Schalfly knows what the real scandal of the Louisiana floods is: The government's providing help to people who no speako English, encouraging them to avoid assimilating. Doktor Zoom News 25 Aug 2016
