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NY Times Writes Democrats' Midterms Obit, Apparently Hasn't Read NY Times Since Election Night

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Wingnuts Finding 'Midterm Vote Fraud' In Their Breakfast Cereal

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Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

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Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

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