Donald Trump Declares Self Florida Man, Demands Bath Salts Faces to be eaten, probably served at room temperature. Doktor Zoom Trump 01 Nov 2019
Chinaman Not The Preferred Nomenclature, Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 26, 2019 Michael Cohen has 'EARTH SHATTERING' news, Trump trying to steal Uncle Sam's purse, and 9/11 first responders need our help. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 26 Feb 2019
Rick Scott Is Pissing Off All The Florida Republicans By Being A Petty Dick And It Is Glorious Florida, man. Doktor Zoom News 10 Jan 2019
YOU GET NOTHING! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 3, 2019 Trump's shutdown enters Day 13, and Nancy Pelosi comes out swinging. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 03 Jan 2019
'Russia, If You're Listening...' Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 20, 2018 Ivanka's email problem, Trump doesn't want to #SupportOurTroops, and the military bails from the border. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Media/Entertainment 20 Nov 2018
Maine Gov. Paul LePage To Finally Fulfill His Destiny: Becoming FLORIDA MAN D-Money, Shifty to join him in retirement. Doktor Zoom News 06 Nov 2018
Republicans Lying About Caged Kids. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 18, 2018 Trump's White House can't keep its story straight, Devin Nunes throws another tantrum, and Steve Bannon hasn't even begun to lie. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 18 Jun 2018
Florida Man Tries To Salvage Terrible Week, Asks Cops To Test His Meth For Contamination It's no weed, alligators, and stripper pole, but it'll have to do. Doktor Zoom News 16 Jun 2018
Trump's Doctor 'Candy Man' Running For Congress, Tells Texas District It's Just Big-Boned 2020 Congressional Elections
Supreme Court: If You Want An Abortion In Kentucky, You Have To Let A Doctor Sexually Assault You Feminininism
