Texas AG Ken Paxton Tried To Get Disaster Relief Money Taken Away From Own State

What a guy.

Elections

WH Chief Of Staff, Federal Judge Agree: President's Tweets Bullsh*t, Please Ignore

They're not wrong, per se.

Trump

Mike Pence Helped Rapey MO Ex-Gov Greitens Get Navy Job Back, Because He Is The Nicest

Even though the Navy didn't want him!

White House

Appeals Court Says Congress Exists, Can See Whatever Mueller Grand Jury Sh*t It Wants

Still impeaching the motherfucker forever!

Impeachment