Maxine Got Your Money And Your Money On Her Mind. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 23, 2019 Trump's funny money, REXXON's revenge, and Pentagon bucks Trump. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 23 May 2019
OH HEY MORE Steele Dossier Says PAUL MANAFORT Used Trump Org Server To Sext The Russians? SOME COLLUSION! Citizens United FOIAed another Steele dossier. They're lying about what it says. Evan Hurst News 14 May 2019
For Once, A Chicago Cop Was Found Guilty Of Murder There were 16 shots and a cover up. Dominic Gwinn News 06 Oct 2018
Paul Ryan's PAC Wants To Fight Dirty With CIA Agent Abigail Spanberger? Lotsa Luck! DO NOT fuck with a Girl Scout Troop Leader! She will take you out. Five Dollar Feminist News 29 Aug 2018
Devin Nunes Says You'll Be SHOCKED When You Read This Thing Devin Nunes Has Not Actually Read SHOCKED, I TELL YOU. SHOCKED! Evan Hurst News 30 Jul 2018
FBI Takes 412 Pages To Say Look At Carter Page, Dumb Fucking Idiot Spy LOL BREAKING: More stuff for Devin Nunes and Donald Trump to lie about! Evan Hurst News 23 Jul 2018
Scott Pruitt Sexted Big Oil. There Was So Much Lube. This man knows how to dance with the ones who brung him! Doktor Zoom News 02 Jul 2018
Scott Pruitt Just Trying To Kill You Is All Gosh, who'd have thought reorienting the EPA to help industry could have unfortunate effects? Doktor Zoom News 15 May 2018
Can You Read Gordon Sondland's Ukraine Testimony Without Punching A Baby? A Wonkette Self-Control Test! Ukraine
Marianne Williamson Not Leaving Dem Race Until She's Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards 2020 democratic primary
