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Watch Out, America: Handsome Joe Biden Wants To Snuggle You

Josh Fruhlinger

25 Sep 2012

'Swinging Single' Dr. Henry Kissinger Reduced To Getting All His Action From TSA

Rebecca Schoenkopf

14 May 2012

Iranian Diplomat Too Sexy For Pre-Teens He Fondled In Public Pool

Rebecca Schoenkopf

24 Apr 2012

South African Government As Strict As High School Lunchladies

Megan Carpentier

02 Jan 2008

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