Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

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Manafort Judge LOCKS HER UP!

Judge Amy Berman Jackson is not amused with Paul Manafort.

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Paul Manafort Is A Lover, Not A Fighter. He Can Go Home Now, Yes?

This man right here .... !

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We Don't Think Robert Mueller Is Very Fond Of This Paul Manafort Fella

GO TO JAIL. DON'T COME OUT UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD. Love, Robert Mueller!

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Who Wants To Play Guess The Mueller Manafort Redactions?

WE DO, WE DO!

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2018: The Year In Robert Mueller's Witch Hunt Finding SO MANY GUILTY-ASS WITCHES

Here's to Mueller finding many more in 2019!

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Robert Mueller Letting Paul Manafort Plead Guilty To Jaywalking Just To Be Nice, OBVIOUSLY

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY! But what is Manafort giving Mueller?

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Robert Mueller Bags Another Witch! And It's A GOOD ONE.

No, it's not Donald Trump Jr. or Roger Stone, would you just hold your fucking horses?

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