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Robert Mueller Letting Paul Manafort Plead Guilty To Jaywalking Just To Be Nice, OBVIOUSLY

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY! But what is Manafort giving Mueller?

Robert Mueller Bags Another Witch! And It's A GOOD ONE.

No, it's not Donald Trump Jr. or Roger Stone, would you just hold your fucking horses?

Robert Mueller's Angry Democrat Witch Hunt Finds TWO ANGRY DEMOCRAT WITCHES!

OH SHIT THEY GOT GREG!

Look, America, Trump Is Being Putin's Fuck Toy Again!

It's weird how Trump's actions keep aligning with the Kremlin's interests!

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They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?

Trey Gowdy Is A Dick Again, And Other Late Breaking Trump-Russia News!

DRIP DRIP DRIP.

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Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.

GOP Pretty Sure Trump-Russia Conspiracy Is Russian Conspiracy To Make Us Believe In Trump-Russia Conspiracy

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