Ted Cruz Teaches Homeland Security Chief Three Magic Words To Stop Terrorism Forever Did you know San Bernardino and Orlando wouldn't have happened if Homeland Security wasn't so scared of saying Muslim words? IT'S TRUE! Dominic Gwinn News 01 Jul 2016
Barack Obama Proposes A Few Minor Tweaks To Prevent Gun Deaths, Usual Freakout Ensues Doktor Zoom News 06 Jan 2016
Arkansas Hero Lady Bans Muslims From Gun Range So They Can't Cut Off Your Head Doktor Zoom News 30 Sep 2014
Fox Nation Simply Does Not Care For Fort Hood Suspect's Fancy Sky Limousine Doktor Zoom News 06 Aug 2013
Rick Perry Remembers He Hadn't Yet Blamed Feds For Texas Wildfires Kirsten B. Johnson News 07 Sep 2011
America's Television Channel: What The Dickens Do We Do About These Muzzies? Jim Newell News 06 Nov 2009
Mr. Monopoly Mike Bloomberg Breaks Promises To Campaign Staff, Sends Them Directly To Unemployment 2020 democratic primary
