Who Wants To Repeal The Second Amendment? Wonkette Raises Both Hands! A sentence that determines our laws shouldn't be as open to interpretation as Ophelia's flower speech. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 27 Mar 2018
Seven Times The Media Lied About Trump's New HUD Pick, Ben Carson, By Quoting Him The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all. Doktor Zoom News 05 Dec 2016
David Brooks Would Like Young Black Football Players To Stop Kneeling On His Lawn Won't somebody please think of the white people? Evan Hurst News 16 Sep 2016
Jerk America-Haters Won't Wish Allen West Happy Independence Day Allen West is here to police your holiday greeting habits. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 05 Jul 2016
Second Amendment Nuts So Mad Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Want Them To Overthrow The Government Yes, apparently Bill O'Reilly is far too liberal now! Robyn Pennacchia News 16 Jun 2016
Maybe Ted Cruz Should Shoot Donald Trump In The Face, As Our Founders Intended Kaili Joy Gray News 16 Feb 2016
President Marco Rubio's Constitutional Convention Is Gonna Be So Cool You Guys snipy News 08 Jan 2016
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
