Our Advice For Russian Troll Farm Company Is To Start Drinking Heavily This defense is a bit ... UNORTHODOX. Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 07 Jan 2019
Jim Hoft Stomps On Own Dick So Hard Even His Commenters Are Confused So that's unexpected! Evan Hurst News 04 Jan 2019
Trump's 'Deport Everyone' Policy Nabs Philadelphia-Born Citizen, But It's OK, He's Black Not even your birth certificate can save you. Doktor Zoom Cops Behaving Badly 04 Dec 2018
Paul Manafort's Lawyers Throwing Fresh New Shits At Wall Again Time for another episode of Paul Manafort's Lawyers Delay The Inevitable! Evan Hurst News 10 Apr 2018
Fuck Your Thoughts And Prayers, Joe Barton! Five Dollar Feminist is MAD ABOUT A THING. Liz Dye News 21 Feb 2018
It's Getting Hot In Herre! (Don't Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018 Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 10 Jan 2018
Trump's 'Justice' Department Just Wants Info On 1.3 Million People Who Visited Protest Website. Is That Bad? Your tax dollars at (dirty) work. Doktor Zoom News 15 Aug 2017
South Dakota Forcibly Jamming Catheters Up Children's Pee-Pees, To Protect The Children How does South Dakota protect kids? By holding them down and jamming a catheter in them, OF COURSE! Liz Dye News 13 Apr 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
