I Think It Was The Fourth Of July Let's celebrate the day our forefathers blew up the alien mothership. Doktor Zoom Culture 04 Jul 2019
Not His Type. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 25, 2019 Baby jails, WWIII, and seals singing. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 25 Jun 2019
At Long Last Sirs Have You No Shame? Wonkagenda For Wed., June 12, 2019 Trump and Biden argue like grumpy old men, and Jon Stewart rips Congress a new asshole. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 12 Jun 2019
Trumpty Dumpty. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2019 Trump honors the D-Day dead (on many sides), and things with Mexico get worse. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 06 Jun 2019
WHY Can't Donald Trump Have Tanks Rolling Down Pennsylvania Ave. WHYYYYYYY. He'll have the best parades! And you should see the uniform he's having designed for himself. Doktor Zoom News 19 Sep 2017
Donald Trump's European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017 Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Elections 06 Jul 2017
CNN Destroys Racist Internet Dork's Life, By Not Doxxing Him Goddammit the internet is stupid sometimes. Evan Hurst Culture 05 Jul 2017
Sarah Palin Spills Boone's Farm In Rage Over Lyin' Hillary's Email Tyranny Guys, we don't think Sarah Palin is real happy with the FBI's decision not to recommend indictment for Hillary. Evan Hurst News 06 Jul 2016
