Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Go Jump In A Lake YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 22 Jun 2019
Someone Got European Socialism All Over Frank Luntz's 5-Star Hotel! Thanks Obama. Doktor Zoom Class War 18 Jun 2019
Ben Shapiro Still Throbbing Dickhead You know, in case you needed an update. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 04 Apr 2019
Trump Tariffs Have Ford Falling Apart Like A Rusted-Out '79 Fiesta Whoops. Doktor Zoom Trade War 09 Oct 2018
In Reality Show Trump Presidency, Omarosa Might Be The Best Player She told them she had receipts!! Michael Mora Post-Racial America 14 Aug 2018
Fox News Graphics Department All Fired, Again Sometimes we think the Fox News production team is full of trolls, is what we think. Doktor Zoom News 09 Apr 2018
Bolton's Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018 John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 09 Apr 2018
Donald Trump Laughing About Climate Change Again Because Fuck Puerto Rico, Right? If he hasn't learned science in 71 years, he won't learn it now. Doktor Zoom News 29 Dec 2017
Slumlord Jared Kushner Will Keep His NYC Buildings Fully Stocked With Mold, Roaches During Pandemic News
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