HOUSE INTEL COMMITTEE, IF YOU'RE LISTENING: It's Manafort. It's Always Been Manafort. Wherein Wonkette tells the House Intelligence Committee how to conduct its business. Evan Hurst Featured 23 Jul 2019
OH HEY MORE Steele Dossier Says PAUL MANAFORT Used Trump Org Server To Sext The Russians? SOME COLLUSION! Citizens United FOIAed another Steele dossier. They're lying about what it says. Evan Hurst News 14 May 2019
New York Times Editor Dean Baquet Made Poor Eric Lichtblau Write Those Trump-Russia Lies Isn't there somewhere higher he could fail up to? Rebecca Schoenkopf News 08 Oct 2018
New York Times Wonders If It MAY Have Shit Bed A Tiny On That Little Trump-Russia Story Just That One Time Golf clap, New York Times. JUST KIDDING, FUCK YOU. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 16 May 2018
I Can't Believe I Used To Think Paul Manafort Was The Boring One, HOLY JESUS SHIT! All the best people. All the best sociopathic dictator-loving thieving people. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 30 Jan 2018
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME. Evan Hurst News 10 Jan 2018
FBI Sure Managed To Light A Fire Under Its Ass To Clear Donald Trump Of All Crimes Past, Present And Future New York Times for the assist! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 01 Nov 2016
