Today In July 5, 2016, History: Wonkette Explains Why F*CK OFF About Hillary's Emails, That Is Not The Same

Read this so you can explain How Things Work to your dumb rightwing uncle.

Mike Pence Helped Rapey MO Ex-Gov Greitens Get Navy Job Back, Because He Is The Nicest

Even though the Navy didn't want him!

Appeals Court Says Congress Exists, Can See Whatever Mueller Grand Jury Sh*t It Wants

Still impeaching the motherfucker forever!

US Officials Lied For Years About Afghanistan, Trump Demands Arrest Of Daniel Ellsberg

The fog of war is bad enough before the smokescreens come out.