Devin Nunes Sues Devin Nunes's Cow For Alienation (And Sedition) Of Affection Oh you dumb idiot bastard. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 19 Mar 2019
Tim Allen And Adam Carolla To Produce Searing Documentary About Their Own Irrelevance In Modern America It is a sad and tragic tale about how unfair it is that college students don't think they're funny anymore. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 30 Jan 2018
Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017 Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 20 Jun 2017
Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke Proves He Is Fascist, Sh*thead, Shouldn't Be In Charge Of A Rest Stop Bathroom David Clarke has 'thoughts' on the Muslim Ban protest. Also, is the White House still defying all those judges? It turns out: yes! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 30 Jan 2017
Jesus-Loving Calligraphy Bigots Ordered To Make Wedding Invitations For Gross Gaywads This is just like getting eated by lions probably. Evan Hurst News 20 Sep 2016
What Are Fox News Patriots Saying About Terrible, Horrible America-Hater Colin Kaepernick? Did you hear Kaepernick is a secret Islamic? Sean Hannity did! Evan Hurst News 30 Aug 2016
Georgia Not So Concerned About Your Wives And Daughters When It Comes To Upskirt Photos Well this doesn't seem right. Robyn Pennacchia News 26 Jul 2016
Gawker Suer/Trumpkin/Libertarian Peter Thiel Is Kindest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Human Be Rebecca Schoenkopf 2016 Presidential Election 25 May 2016
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
