'Firefighter Prophet' Knows You Only Hate Trump Because Illuminati Shapeshifted Your DNA

This is just obviously true.

Mental Health Professional Thinks Someone Programmed Him To Murder. Could It Be ... Satan???

The Satanic Temple, the first-amendment trolls who've answered government endorsements of religion with calls for Satanic coloring books in schools, have branched out into fighting some very real, very damaging pseudoscience.