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Lindsey Graham Dropping Out Of Race To Spend More Time Yelling 'Bye Felicia!' At ISIS Evan Hurst News 21 Dec 2015
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Jesus Endorses Mike Huckabee For President, Sends All Other Candidates To Hell Evan Hurst News 21 Oct 2015
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