Naming And Shaming The 71 House Republicans Who Just Took Russia's Side In Ukraine War

SPOILER: Devin Nunes is not on this list. Maybe he is not feeling well?

If Trump Is Really God's 'Chosen One,' God's A Dumbass

All of these things happened in the last 24 hours.

Trump Will Now Murder Iran For Hurting His Feelings And Calling Him 'Retarded'

So you know, there's that.

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Trump Kissing Putin's Ass On Ukraine, What A Shock, Wonder Why

Golly gee, this is a very hard question!