AZ Republican Shoots Self In Foot, Which Is In His Mouth, Which Also Has Poop In It, METAPHORICALLY 'With money' is the new 'with votes.' Robyn Pennacchia Guns 02 Oct 2019
AZ GOP Chair Kelli Ward Just Ironically Threatening To Shoot Mark Kelly In The Head Hey, it's not like she's suggesting people yell at him in restaurants. Stephen Robinson Guns 07 Sep 2019
House Finally Votes To TAKE YR GUNS. (If You Are A Criminal, YAY!) Now, to elect a Democratic president and Senate. Doktor Zoom Guns 28 Feb 2019
Astronaut Mark Kelly Launches 2020 Campaign For Senate Like A Rocketship, Whoosh! What's Martha McSally gonna get appointed to after she loses this time? Doktor Zoom 2020 Congressional Elections 12 Feb 2019
Jesse Kelly Tweets 'My Nerd Kid Sux, Amirite?' Is Best Dad Because Libs Now Owned. Robot boy wishes he could feel a parent's love. Doktor Zoom Mommyblogging 22 Jan 2019
Gabby Giffords Was Shot Eight Years Ago. Yesterday, She Helped Introduce A Dem Gun Bill. Way better than thoughts n prayers. Doktor Zoom News 09 Jan 2019
'I'm Still Doing It.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 9, 2019 Buncha bullshit about Trump's wall, but many other stories too! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 09 Jan 2019
Arizona GOP Guy Killed His Mom To Prove Good Guys Need Guns. And Then Things Got Weird. The greatest story ever told Doktor Zoom News 18 Jul 2018
