Donald Trump Has A New Post-Acquittal Enemies List And Every Name Is 'John Bolton'

We kid! Also Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Baby Mr. Peanut, on which there's bipartisan agreement.

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Hey White House, Should We Keep Talking About 'Alabama' More, FOREVER? Okay.

New press idiot Stephanie Grisham is definitely #BeBest right now.

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Republicans Becoming Less Freedom-Caucus Crazy, Say Hilarious Republicans Who Lie

Good luck with that. And with Mick Mulvaney!

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Jeff Bezos's Dick: A Cautionary Tale

Seriously, boys, think with the big head!

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