Trump Pentagon Goons Shocked To Find Selves Covered In Sh*t After Lying Down With Trump

'How could we possibly have known what Trump was going to do!' ask men who helped him do it.

Why Did The Chickensh*t Cross The Road?

Just another Monday in Trump's America. God help us.

Sean Hannity Steps On Dick And Eats It: A Play In One Very Short Act

Well that seems painful.