Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Saves Bigot Chicken Sandwiches From Gay Hordes Chick-fil-A now has more legal protections than gay families in Texas. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 22 Jul 2019
Ross Perot Dies, May Return After Daughter's Wedding Sure he was funny-looking. But his funny THINKING was pretty amazing, too. Doktor Zoom News 09 Jul 2019
Bible-Banging Buffoon Blasts Boston-Married Bulldaggers, Bronies DEPRAVED PASTEL LESBIAN HORSES, PEOPLE Doktor Zoom News 13 Jun 2019
F*ck Mike Pence And The Cross He Rode In On Mike Pence told Liberty University grads what happens to kids who grow up to be gay-hatin' fascist crapsacks like Mike Pence. Evan Hurst News 13 May 2019
Hot Tips For The DCCC: Dan Lipinski Sucks And Everyone Hates Unfairness These are facts! Robyn Pennacchia popular 27 Apr 2019
We're Not Crying At Pete Buttigieg's Campaign Kickoff Speech, YOU'RE CRYING SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 15 Apr 2019
Star Parker Been Watching ZooPorn Again Nasty libeling mean girl says what? Wonderbitch News 18 Jul 2018
So Easy To Win Like You Wouldn't Believe. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 6, 2018 Trump officially starts his trade war, mocks #MeToo and journalists, and deports enlisted soldiers. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 06 Jul 2018
Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?! Trump
