Poor Marks. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 6, 2019

Trump's stonewalling and screaming, Republicans are squirming, and a lovely tribute for Rep. John Dingell. Your morning news brief!

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Maybe Ralph Northam Just Shouldn't Talk

We watch the Sunday shows so you don't have to!

Post-Racial America

Kellyanne Conway Shameless Again, Kavanaugh 'Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy' Edition

Yeah, the 'vast rightwing conspiracy'? Was literally Brett Kavanaugh.

Trade War

Happy Day! Jared Kushner Has Made Yip Yap Words, With His Face!

Will you find his voice soothing? CLICK TO FIND OUT! In this OPEN THREAD!

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Bill O'Reilly Recruiting Mercenaries To Win The War On Terror, Enlist Now!

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Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

Russia

Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes

Russia

Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!

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