Scumbag Erik Prince Wishes Homosexual Agenda Would Stop Crashing Our Navy Ships
Just listen to this fucking scumbag.
25 Aug 2017
Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts
BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.
06 Jun 2017
Aryan Bigot Twins Wish Gays Would Stop Banging Guys Who Aren't Their Dads Or Jesus
Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men.
12 Jan 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Crying With Michelle Obama, But In A Good Way (We Guess)
YOU COME WATCH THIS MICHELLE OBAMA VIDEO RIGHT NOW. AND READ YOUR TOP STORIES TOO.
07 Jan 2017
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Rude Old Donald Trump Didn't Invite Twitter To His Sexxxy Technology Party
Are Donald Trump and his favorite thing ever Twitter HAVING A FIGHT???
14 Dec 2016
Pastor's 'Christ-Like' Handjobs GUARANTEED To Make Your Dick Bigger, For A While
How many dick jokes can we fit in one post? HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT?
08 Dec 2016
Thanks A Lot, Gays, For LITERALLY Sodomizing Florida With Hurricanes
There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again.
07 Oct 2016
Kentucky Teabagger Gov. Says Your Grandbabies WILL HAVE TO DIE If Hillary Clinton Is Elected
Something about the 'blood of tyrants and patriots,' because teabaggers are nothing if not drama queens.
13 Sep 2016
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