Scumbag Erik Prince Wishes Homosexual Agenda Would Stop Crashing Our Navy Ships Just listen to this fucking scumbag. Evan Hurst News 25 Aug 2017
Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes. Evan Hurst News 06 Jun 2017
Aryan Bigot Twins Wish Gays Would Stop Banging Guys Who Aren't Their Dads Or Jesus Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men. Evan Hurst News 12 Jan 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Crying With Michelle Obama, But In A Good Way (We Guess) YOU COME WATCH THIS MICHELLE OBAMA VIDEO RIGHT NOW. AND READ YOUR TOP STORIES TOO. Evan Hurst News 07 Jan 2017
Rude Old Donald Trump Didn't Invite Twitter To His Sexxxy Technology Party Are Donald Trump and his favorite thing ever Twitter HAVING A FIGHT??? Evan Hurst News 14 Dec 2016
Pastor's 'Christ-Like' Handjobs GUARANTEED To Make Your Dick Bigger, For A While How many dick jokes can we fit in one post? HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT? Evan Hurst News 08 Dec 2016
Thanks A Lot, Gays, For LITERALLY Sodomizing Florida With Hurricanes There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again. Evan Hurst News 07 Oct 2016
Kentucky Teabagger Gov. Says Your Grandbabies WILL HAVE TO DIE If Hillary Clinton Is Elected Something about the 'blood of tyrants and patriots,' because teabaggers are nothing if not drama queens. Evan Hurst News 13 Sep 2016
