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Rude Old Donald Trump Didn't Invite Twitter To His Sexxxy Technology Party Are Donald Trump and his favorite thing ever Twitter HAVING A FIGHT??? Evan Hurst Science 14 Dec 2016
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Thanks A Lot, Gays, For LITERALLY Sodomizing Florida With Hurricanes There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again. Evan Hurst News 07 Oct 2016
Kentucky Teabagger Gov. Says Your Grandbabies WILL HAVE TO DIE If Hillary Clinton Is Elected Something about the 'blood of tyrants and patriots,' because teabaggers are nothing if not drama queens. Evan Hurst Culture Wars 13 Sep 2016
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