Matt Gaetz: UHHHHHH ... WHAT IF TRUMP FAKED BEING A CHICK? And this is why LGBT people can't have equality, according to one of America's stupidest congressmen. Evan Hurst News 03 Apr 2019
Coming To A Head. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 21, 2019 Mueller's breaking up with you, Jussie Smollett is a lying liar, and we can't stop #Scromiting! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 21 Feb 2019
NICE TIME! Judge Rules Kid Who Just Wanted To Pee Can Pee NICETIMES AGAIN! WHAAAA???? Liz Dye News 23 May 2018
Betsy DeVos Tells Transgender Kids To Make A Safe Space In The Bushes If They Gotta Pee So Bad Sucks for you, transgender kids! Evan Hurst News 13 Feb 2018
North Carolina Republicans Will Stop Sniffing Around Your Junk Starting Tuesday North Carolina's awful HB 2 law is set to be repealed Tuesday, but don't start cheering just yet. Evan Hurst News 19 Dec 2016
Wingnuts Worry Purple Unicorn Brainwashes Kids With LGBTQ Ideas Like 'Acceptance' And 'Diversity' It doesn't take much to send some conservatives into full Moral Panic mode. Doktor Zoom News 17 Aug 2016
Iowa Rep. Steve King Worried Transgenders Will Make Ladies' Armpits All Gross And Sweaty He can smell what's coming, and PEE YEW! Evan Hurst News 20 May 2016
Target Doesn't Need None Of You Dumb Bigots' Business, So BYE FELICIA Gay-hatin' wingnuts, Target has some bad news for you. Evan Hurst News 19 May 2016
